I really need a haircut. I think it’s becoming sentient. Soon, it will rebel.
(Karen you were saying how I hadn’t updated in a while so this is your fault.)
When your hair rebels, I would like to be appointed governor of your liver plz k thnx
Alas, I’m getting a haircut on Friday, so you may never ascend to power.
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